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IT AIN'T GONNA RAIN NO MORE

 

                                     

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CHORUS:

It ain't gonna' rain no more no more.

It ain't gonna' rain no more....no more!

How in the heck can I wash my neck

If it ain't gonna rain no more?

 

Way down South not so far off

A bluebird died of the whooping cough.

He whopped so hard with the whooping cough

He whopped his head and tail right off!

(CHORUS)

Way down South where bananas grow

A grasshopper stepped on an elephant's toe.

The elephant said with tears in his eyes,

"Pick on someone your own size!"

(CHORUS)

A peanut sittin' on a railroad track,

His heart was all a flutter.

Down the line came Number 9.

Squish, squish, peanut butter!

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Other words from other places:


It ain't gonna' rain no more no more
It ain't gonna' rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
When the wash rag's on the floor.

We had a cat down on our farm
It had a ball of yarn
When those little cats were born
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They all had sweaters on

She lay down by the sewer
And by the sewer she died
And at the coroner's inquest
They called it sewer side

We had a goat down on our farm
It ate up old tin cans
When those little goats were born
They came in Ford sedans

Some people say that fleas are black
But I know that ain't so
'Cause Marry had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow

The chamber maid came to my bed
Get up you lazy sinner
We need the sheets for table cloths
And it's almost time for dinner

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To try out Jack's new flivver
The car broke down a mile from town
And dumped them in the river

 

More words:


Chorus: 
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more,  

It ain't gonna rain no more.

It rained last week and the week before, 

It ain't gonna rain no more.

 
Mary had a little lamb, so goes the tale of yore. 
She loved that little lamb so much, she passed the plate for more. 

A bullfrog sat on a lily pad, looking up in the sky. 
He fell right off that lily pad, and got water in his eye. 

Oh, a peanut sat on a railroad track, it's heart was all a-flutter. 
Along came the 5:05 - Oops! peanut butter. 

A cow walked on the railroad track, the train was coming fast. 
The train got off the railroad track to let the cow go past! 

I woke up in the morning, I glanced upon the wall. 
The roaches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball. 

The score was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead. 
A bedbug hit a home run and knocked me out of bed! 

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone. 
We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone. 

A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way, 
And as as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay." 

Humpty Dumpty fell right down and landed on his head, 
So, all the horses and the men had scrambled eggs and bread. 

 

Alternate endings to the chorus:

 

It ain't gonna rain, it ain't gonna pour
It ain't gonna rain no more.

It rained last week and the week before but, 
It ain't gonna rain no more.

How by their toes do the old folks knows that..
It ain't gonna rain no more.

How in the dickens can I boil my chickens when..
It ain't gonna rain no more.

I won't get far with no water in my car if..
It ain't gonna rain no more.

How do I dare wash my hair if..
It ain't gonna rain no more.

How can I muddle in my water puddle if..
It ain't gonna rain no more.

How in the heck can I wash my neck
When the wash rag's on the floor.

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