MRS. MURPHY'S CHOWDER
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the music as you sing.
Won't ya bring back, won't ya bring back
Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
It was tuneful. Every spoonful
Made ya yodel louder!
After dinner Uncle Ben
Used to fill his fountain pen
From a plate of Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
CHORUS:
There was ice cream, cold cream, benzine, gasoline,
Soup greens, string beans floating all around.
Sponge cake, beef steak, mistake, stomach ache,
Cream puffs, ear muffs, many to be found.
Silk hats, door mats, bed slats, Democrats,
Cow bells, door bells beckon you to dine.
Meat balls, fish balls, moth balls, cannon balls,
Come on in, the chowder's fine.
2)
Won't ya bring back, won't ya bring back
Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
From each helping you'll be yelping
For an Alka-seltzer
If they had some where you are
You might find a trolley car
In a plate of Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
(CHORUS)
3)
Won't ya bring back, won't ya bring back
Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
You can pack it. You can stack it
All around the larder.
My old horse died the other day.
He disappeared right away
In a plate of Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
GUITAR: E E E B7 B7 B7 B7 E E B7 E B7 E E B7 E
Chorus: E E E E E E B7 B7 E E E E E E B7 B7
B7 B7 B7 B7 B7 B7 B7 B7 E E E E E E B7 E
ANNOUNCING-
Mrs. Murphy's new recipe.
Substitute your own words for the ones in the song and voila`
-a new dish. 
There was:
ice cream, cookies and cream, benzene, dentine
toothpaste, bad taste
floating all around
chocolate cake, milk shake, pancake, T-bone steak
tangy soda, baking soda
many to be found
cherry pie, pig sty, French Fry, my oh my
sweet tarts, grocery carts
from,
danny b
walter knott school
Another variation by Celeste Monique at Nelson School.
MRS. THOMPSON'S CHOWDER
There was...
Dogs, pogs, logs, frogs. Toads by the truckloads-
Floating all around.
Hairs, bears, chairs, pears. Books, hooks-
Many to be found.
Mops, tops, slops, cops. Beds, sheds-
Begging you to dine.
Girls' curls, swirls, pearls-
Come in the chowder's fine.
Won't you bring back. Won't you bring back,
Mrs. Thompson's chowder.
Age eleven, down to seven,
Croaked and went to heaven.
The other kids went back for more,
Now it's seven down to four,
Because of Mrs. Thompson's chowder.
There was......
Oh, bring back! Oh, bring back, that old sloppy chowder.
Hot as chili beans, made your face go green,
And made you put on powder.
The Moms and Dads all stayed away,
For they'd be glued and have to stay,
In a plate of Mrs. Thompson's chowder.
There was...
coffee beans,
scary screams,
dreadful dreams,
all around.
Moldy steak,
awful cake,
sour snakes,
stomach aches.
Screeching cats,
bed mats,
slow bats
moving all around.
Sow bells,
cow bells,
beckon you to dine.
Bouncing balls,
water-falls,
phone calls,
shopping malls
Come on in the chowders fine! ...Nikki Anas
his mum called him bunny
he didnt find it funny, so he ate her..
and he ate her again.
There was a fish-meat-hook-lamb-goat-tree looking for a ride
so jonny and his momma beckoned him inside,
but then jonny ate him..
and he ate him again.
there was a bacon-stick-toothpick-get under quick shouted jonny
and his momma they somehow ended up out here during yoga
so jonny ate the teacher
and bit off her thighs-arm-nose-tree-ear-goat-mountain bike-
18 wheeled truck-ear mouth-mouth-father-teeth
-goat-cat-cow-mistake-steak-bake-kake-koala-rainbow
fish-meathook-kill the cook
thats what jonny said.
in the apostraphy he ate his bed.
Janice Gibson
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