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ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER by Sheb Wolly
I saw the thing coming out of the sky. It had one big horn and a great big eye. I commenced to shaking and I said, "Ooh Wee!" It looks like a Purple People Eater to me!
CHORUS: It was a One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater Sure looks strange to me.
It came from the sky and lit in a tree. I said, "Mister Purple Eater don't eat me!" I heard him say in a voice so gruff, "I wouldn't eat you cause' you're too tough." (CHORUS) I said, "Mister Purple People Eater what's you're line?" He said' "Eating purple people, and it sure is fine. But that's not the reason I came to land... I want to get a job in a Rock and Roll band." (CHORUS) He jumped from the tree and he landed on the ground. He started to rock, a really rollin' around. He sang a little ditty with a swinging tune Like, " a bop bop a lupa lop a loom bam boom!" (CHORUS) Well, he went on his way and what do you know? I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing his horn and really knocking them dead Playing Rock and Roll music through the horn on his head. (CHORUS)
John-patrick Yeiser |