I'M A LITTLE STRIPED SKUNK
animated gif (C) Kitty Roach
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I'm a little striped skunk,
Sleeping under someone's bunk.
No one wants to play with me.
I'm as smelly as I can be.
Pee - yew, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,
Skunk attack!
Pee - yew, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,
Skunk attack!
Pee - yew!
Next verse, same as the first,
A little bit different, a little bit worse!
Pepsi Cola went to town.
Coca Cola knocked him down.
Doctor Pepper Fixed him up,
Now we all drink Seven Up.
Bubble up, Bubble up, Bubble up, hiccup!
Bubble up, Bubble up, Bubble up, hiccup!
Bubble up!
GUITAR: C C C C
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The following songs were composed by Nelson School 5th graders:
I'm a little broken toy.
I was smashed by a little boy.
He just threw me all around.
That's why I'm all over the ground.
I'm broke, crack, crack. I'm broke, crack, crack.
I'm a wreck. I'm a wreck. I'm a wreck.
Crack, crack.
I'm a little bouncy ball
Rolling down the dark, dark hall.
Then somebody picked me up.
Now I'm bouncing down and up.
I'm a ball, bounce, bounce, I'm a ball, bounce, bounce.
I'm a ball. I'm a ball. I'm a ball, bounce, bounce.
I'm a little Navy brat.
Tell me what you think of that.
I move around from coast to coast.
Home's the place I love the most.
I'm a little piece of drug.
Lying on the cold, cold rug.
No one wants to swallow me,
Because they're smart and they won't start.
I'm a drug, be smart! I'm a drug, don't start!
I'm a drug, I'm a drug, I'm a drug. SAY NO!
WARNING!
This version may be offensive to some. It was composed by the 6th grade daughter of a doctor. She said her dad thought it was "very technically accurate."
I am grindy growley food
Bobbing through your intestine tube.
Around the corner and down I fly.
Flush the toilet and say "Bye, Bye!"
Chomp, chomp, rumble, rumble, rumble, flush, bye bye.
Chomp, chomp, rumble, rumble, rumble, flush, bye bye.
Chomp, chomp.
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gif (C) Kitty Roach
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